why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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