how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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