Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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