oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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