So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i need to put some appletini on your dick
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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