you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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