We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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