Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
babies were throwing up all over the place
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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