How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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