Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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