I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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