so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think i have two assholes
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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