She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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