IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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