Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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