Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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