dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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