Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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