grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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