thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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