So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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