just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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