I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
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