Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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