But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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