and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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