He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
