I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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