Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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