Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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