My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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