On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
