And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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