Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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