Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I think people are normalizing furries
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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