do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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