Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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