Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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