I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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