I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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