Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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