I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
