i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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