THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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