I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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