Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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