do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
