Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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