I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
