I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
420 ftw
dude i'm inner monologue high
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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